Masi Sada Bahar

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~Fragi~ said:

yeh sall ka bhi record bohat kharab hai


koi ilaj karo phir is ka
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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subha said:


kiddo dekho to yeh massi ji ko dhondte pir rahe thay mein
yahan le ai yeh kaun hain


subah betey kismat ka acha haal to auntie hi bata sakein gi
inn sey pucho gi to apney jaisa haal karein gi yeh
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

eik to meri sis bhi na . . bari zalim hai ... haye meri life. . masi ji mujhe koi hul batayo na


beta sis sey jaan churaney key 2 tareekey hein
ya us ki shadi kar do
ya apni, tumhari wife khud nipat ley gi
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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rogi_jogi said:

NaMe===== ZeEsHaN

StaR===== TauRuS


Abb JAldi say MASI jee HaaL-e-QismaT Ko Baynaqab kaR diJiyay PlzZzZzZZzzzzZZz


zeeshan ka mit jaey ga boht jald nishan agar yeh rog ka ilaj nah kiya gaya
ilaj hay bilkul hay auntie kay paas har baat ka ilaj hay (i recieved your first paiement, thanks) kya chamak raha hay bacha teri kismat ka sitara 4 chaand kya 8 chaand lagein gey teri zindagi meh bohot jald
(baki next paiement kay baad)

Tauraus : kya sehet pai hai bachay ney bilkul saand jaisi. lazy bohot hein par majaal hay jo kabhi complex ka shikar hoe ho. wah kya confidence hay
tabiyat mein behad dhitai paai jati hai aik baar tattu ki tarha ar jaey apni baat per to hatney ka naam nahi leta, bohot acha kartey ho
ap key liyey advice hay beta
next election meh kharay jo jao jeetwana auntie ka kaam hay (price : FEW contracts )
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

kiya hai masi ji .. .meri kismat ka haal kidher hai woh mera Q to dobara dekhain us ka related answer kidhar hai


bewakoof larkay kabhi apni akal bhi lara liya kar

i said your bank balance is the most important thing in your life, that means :
ap khud sey kisi kabil nahi hein nah shakal nah akal nah kuj hor goon
dhada paisay bana leh bachreya ta kuj ho jasi tehnda tah hi kiddi wi milesi, tah rob pana bhool ja
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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sharara said:

Haan jee.. masi ko koi budha na bole..
abhi to woh bohut choti si hain.. hum sab buzurg hai na unke samne


aur kya
thanks shary beta
jeetey rahiey
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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soffia786 said:

   srk
tumhary khair nahiiiiiiiiii
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz


larka bara anjana hay
sapna hai sach hai fasana hay
dekho yeh pagla
bilkul nah badla
yeh to wohi deewana hay
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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soffia786 said:

ha ha ha
na jany kahan say aye hay
najany kahan ko jay gye
diwana kisey banay gye yah
mmassssssssssssiiiiiiii
lol



meh hoon anjani
meh hu deewani
sapnon ki hay dunya jis mein meh hoon pali
Posted 06 Mar 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

yeh aapka hee to portait haina ..

arey ji naam bola to hai aur sign bhi libra hai mera sign n amat hai naam


jhoot bolne per ap ka kido kay hathon chalaan karwa dein ge zara ehtyat kijiye

sorry beta meh ne dekha hi nahi
well AMAT is a nice name infact a very very nice name
but ap ki personality per is ka koi khas nice asar nazat nahi aata tau ab ap ko AMAT kahein ya kido ya fragi
ap ne yehi namoona rehna hai

LIBRA good veryy good
libra means balance, is your positive point. you can acheive everything if u maintain a good balance. without it you are zero in your life
balance sey matlab BANK BALANCE hey kuch aur na samajh lijiey ga
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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stop pushing each other aram sey sabar sey
jissey kismat ka haal maloom karna hay
send me your hand or foot print
date and/or year of birth
your janam patri

(+ bank balance sometimes it can help a lot)
aur aap ki kismat ko 4 chaand lagae gi auntie
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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kido beta sharam karo
meh ne ap ki wife ka futur portrait bana kar diya tha yun sar e aam to na post karein

ap ki kismat kaisey bata sakti hoon
koi hand print or your zod sign
koi janam patri
send me something first
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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oh sorry meh ne ab gaur sey dekha
LEFT CHEEK pe tumhara hi print hai

sall ki kismat ka haal yeh kehta hai kay
baaz a jao bete nahi tau bohot pito gi
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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sall beta kido kay cheek say jo print mila hay us sey pata chalta hay kay yeh print permenant isi cheek per chapa rahay ga

i mean mohtarma kidi sahiba ka hath lagta hay masha allah bohot bhari hath hai bachi ka
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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sorry kids
here i am kal raat party kuch late tak chali ab kya bataey


please stop calling me MASI kahin hamara para out of control na ho jaey

fortune teller
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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SALL said:

uff subahhh
batane ka nahi hota



heheheheheee


Allah bhala karay subah ka warna auntie ka record lagwanay ka irada tha iss sall ka
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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$$dreams said:

masi ji mene aapko kuch yaad dilaya toh sorry lekin aapne abhi tak meri prob ka solution toh diya hi nahi.help me plz plz plz.


it s so simple dear
next time milte hi baandh kar bitha do kay hilnay na paey
tab bhi na samjhay to let me know un ki amma sey mah khud baat kar loon gi
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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kiddoo puter who said SRK is old
abhi tau woh jawan hay
abhi tau meh bhi jawan hoon
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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soffia bete aram nal
aap kay khaloo nay sun liya to naraz na ho jayen

pagal ko ap chup kara dein hum zara akalmandon ko dekh lein
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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nice beta b nice
aur kitni tareef chahiye
by the way hamari tareef jitni bhi ho kam hay
Posted 05 Mar 2004

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adeeb said:

aakhir ladka hae..sherma raha hoga bechara..tumhi koi hint shint maro..khudi kahega..Z eye luv u..


auntie got your problem adeeb beta
sharmao nahi khul k bolo
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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$$dreams said:

aunti ji meri kahani bi sun le.mere bf ke paas mere liye time hi nahi hota hai.he is so busy.he can't even express his love for me.i keep on waiting for him lekin haath aata hai sirf intezaar intezaar.mein kya karu.koi solution bataye.


haaey beta hamara bhi aisa hi kuch problem hai
ab kya kahein umer guzar gai, pehle bfs wait karte thay apna then dono fiance and now husband
kya yaad dila diya
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

per mujhe hoti haina ... tell me koi aisa solution k mujhe paka pakaya khana table per miley


very simple kiddo beta
ap khana pakana seekh lijiye aap ki kiddi ko paka pakaya table pe milay ga
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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dream beta ghoomo phiro
check out other topics and that s it


(and ehemmm.. check out guys )
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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meri umer abhi hai hi kitni
shahruk khan ki junior thi college meh
nihayat beadab larka hay yeh kido
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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badtameezi ki had ho gai
question pucha kay meri gf moti hai how could i guess she is a girl
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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queen victoria said:

izhar bhi mushkil hai chup rah bhi nahin saktay






poblems hi poblems hain kya kya batain g


na beta ro na
chalo batao auntie ko kya masla hai and i will solve it in seconds
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

waise kiddi ka koi roob to nahi meray per .. per pata nahi mein us k saamney sirf aik farmabardar hubbies kee tarah hath bandhey khara rehta hoon ..aab tell me sumthing k woh ....................


is mein problem kya hai?
merey husband ko to hath band kay kharay honay mein kabhi problem nahi hui
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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SALL said:

itne logon k samne bata du apni presonal pb

hmmmm,,,,, okkkk
meri gf s tooo fat.. she s unable to stop eating or do any sort of exercise,, wot shud i do ??


so what my boy auntie se kya chupana
gf kay fat honay pe kyun pareshan ho abhi smart hai bhi to shadi k baad wohi 210lbs ki auntie hi banay gi good for you shock nahi lagay ga
or if you really want her to be smart tau lay kay bhaag jao ussay patli ho hi jaey gi
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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sharara said:

aunty jee.. mwera bf bohut zalim hai, u know he makes me cry and when i want to hit him on the head.. himmat hi nahi hoti.. koi suggestions?


himmat to karni hi paray gi putar nahi te kam nahi chalna
next time when he makes you cry te belna phar lei hath ich
no worries shary apne uncle ko hi dekh lo majal hai jo aik lafz bhi kehein
Posted 04 Mar 2004

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why is pagal crying
kya hua beta kis ne mara hai

masi na kahiye please tameez ka daman haath se na janay paey
Posted 04 Mar 2004